P.S Mr Z, do you have a sister...?
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sorry guys joing late - posts getting to 50 - so sorry who's sister is up for grabs ?SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
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Originally posted by n5goonersorry guys joing late - posts getting to 50 - so sorry who's sister is up for grabs ?Comment
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(pssst.. n5gooner.... its the colonial chappie from the previous post - apparently his sister is a Carolina Panthers cheerleader .... she's very accomodating....)Vieze Oude ManComment
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Sir yes Sir..................but how are we ever going to get this thread past 1000 posts if we are not allowed to speak without being asked?
Has anybody got any ideas on that one.
BTW if I agree with whoever it was can I **** your sister and your momma too?I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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time for another bump to the top. Besides, I need to get my hand in at spending all day surfing and posting drivel, since that seems to be the life I'll be leading very soon"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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She's not going to make it cap'n!!!!I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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Ere Zeit, maybe you will know, why is it called a blow job when they are supposed to suck?I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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Originally posted by The Lone GunmanEre Zeit, maybe you will know, why is it called a blow job when they are supposed to suck?SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.(whatever these are)Comment
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Originally posted by The Lone GunmanSir yes Sir..................but how are we ever going to get this thread past 1000 posts if we are not allowed to speak without being asked?
Has anybody got any ideas on that one.
BTW if I agree with whoever it was can I **** your sister and your momma too?
It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would **** a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around! I'll be watching you!Comment
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