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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    If often wonder what "normal" is.....
    yeh, - me, too!
    i think it's a conceptual average used primarily by designers of aircraft/train/bus seats

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      Originally posted by BR14 View Post
      yeh, - me, too!
      i think it's a conceptual average used primarily by designers of aircraft/train/bus seats
      Indeed. And even average has more than one meaning.....



      You can see now why I rarely post on the joke thread.....

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        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        Indeed. And even average has more than one meaning.....



        You can see now why I rarely post on the joke thread.....
        :groan:

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          Originally posted by BR14 View Post
          :groan:
          why isn't there a :groan: thingy/doofer/whityemakallit????

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            Originally posted by BR14 View Post
            why isn't there a :groan: thingy/doofer/whityemakallit????
            When you reach 5000 posts you become GodLike and can choose your own custom title.

            When you die you get your own emoticon. I think was Fleetwood?

            Would you like :groan when you go?

            I would like :divorce - a bloke being crushed under a high heel.....

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              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              When you reach 5000 posts you become GodLike and can choose your own custom title.

              When you die you get your own emoticon. I think was Fleetwood?

              Would you like :groan when you go?

              I would like :divorce - a bloke being crushed under a high heel.....
              Hang on I’ve got 2 emoticons both : eek and : eek: and I’m not dead - or is someone trying to tell me something

              Equally suity or isn’t dead although I don’t think his permie job is as great as he hoped for
              Last edited by eek; 7 November 2017, 20:57.
              merely at clientco for the entertainment

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                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                When you reach 5000 posts you become GodLike and can choose your own custom title.

                When you die you get your own emoticon. I think was Fleetwood?

                Would you like :groan when you go?

                I would like :divorce - a bloke being crushed under a high heel.....



                oh, get on wiv it FFS! - you're irondad it says. - go whinge in the b'word forum
                <insert religious epithet of choice here>

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                  Steak and ale casserole with croquettes and petits pois for tea, and very nice too

                  I'm still in a race against time with the Vietnam War series - got to watch the next episode before about 10 tomorrow night

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                    TFBSZ
                    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                      Apparently Priti Patel is going to be sacked any minute now, so that'll cheer me up as it's discussed endlessly on the Today programme as I drive to ClientCo tomorrow

                      Goodnight all

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