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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    Which orifice were they shoved in?
    Through the round window

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      Home!

      It started raining just as I left ClientCo. After a few miles it was torrential, and it continued all the way back

      And Amazon informs me that "parcel was handed to resident" at 16:55 which is a good trick as I, resident, was about sixty miles away at that moment

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        Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
        Home!

        It started raining just as I left ClientCo. After a few miles it was torrential, and it continued all the way back

        And Amazon informs me that "parcel was handed to resident" at 16:55 which is a good trick as I, resident, was about sixty miles away at that moment
        That's nearly as good as the parcel that needed to be delivered to my address with an adult in the house to sign for it (it's a bottle of whisky). I've had to send it back as delivery was today and tomorrow when I'm about 570 miles away.
        merely at clientco for the entertainment

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          Originally posted by eek View Post
          That's nearly as good as the parcel that needed to be delivered to my address with an adult in the house to sign for it (it's a bottle of whisky). I've had to send it back as delivery was today and tomorrow when I'm about 570 miles away.
          It's a shame these flats are so well soundproofed, as hearing one of the neighbours blasting out the Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band would be a dead giveaway as to where mine has gone

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            Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
            It's a shame these flats are so well soundproofed, as hearing one of the neighbours blasting out the Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band would be a dead giveaway as to where mine has gone
            Maybe they disturbed the doughnut?

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              Originally posted by WTFH View Post
              Which orifice were they shoved in?
              They were under my spare straight jacket.

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                So pleased I did not cycle today - raining as I left the Wimbledon office.

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                  Just finished watching the latest episode of BluePlant2 - astonishing.

                  I think I saw Zeity's cousin at one point.....

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                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    They were under my spare straight jacket.
                    you mean strait jacket? or one that makes you look normal to clientco?

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                      Originally posted by BR14 View Post
                      you mean strait jacket? or one that makes you look normal to clientco?
                      If often wonder what "normal" is.....

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