test please delete

[WTFH]

Oh dear. My brother(the million dollar trader one who used to be in 1para and claims to have turned down the SAS though he probably did actually join) has been in touch.

This means he wants something.

HELP.....

Does he know Shauny?

[covbob]

So you accept (and admit) that this is a sockie account....

At least I won't feel guilty putting you on ignore

Ditto. Now I TPD in peace without seeing Gricer's pointless drivel. There's quite enough pointless drivel from the rest of us!

[covbob]

And at least Gricer himself was moderately amusing. This incarnation, not so much.

[NickFitz]

Chicken cob for lunch, and a bag of cheese & onion crisps

I forgot my policy of not bringing the rolls that scatter seeds everywhere to ClientCo, so now they have seeds

[SueEllen]

Oh dear. My brother(the million dollar trader one who used to be in 1para and claims to have turned down the SAS though he probably did actually join) has been in touch.

This means he wants something.

HELP.....

Can't you give him all your kids for a few hours? Go out with the kids and him, say can he mind them for 10 minutes while you do something out of eye shot and disappear for two-three hours.

Another trick is to get one of the kids to answer your phone, refuse to hand it over to you and hang up on him.

Then he will then leave you alone.

[BrilloPad]

Does he know Shauny?

No

[BrilloPad]

Can't you give him all your kids for a few hours? Go out with the kids and him, say can he mind them for 10 minutes while you do something out of eye shot and disappear for two-three hours.

Another trick is to get one of the kids to answer your phone, refuse to hand it over to you and hang up on him.

Then he will then leave you alone.

I would not even inflict that on sasguru!

All good ideas. However I would be worried about the effect on the kids. No doubt they would come back being binge drinkers and expert shots.

The best bit was when he was on million dollar trader. The mother-out-law asked how much older he is than me. He is 9 years younger!

He always says how he was at Sandhurst in January 3am chest deep in water he had broken the ice to get into. He thought "It could be worse, I could be in a desk job".

When at my desk and I think things are bad, I think "It could be worse, I could be at Sandhurst in January 3am chest deep in water I had broken the ice to get into."

[BrilloPad]

Morning all.

I felt like I'd had a bottle of wine when I woke up this morning. Getting up in the pitch black does not agree with me. I am not a morning person :

Doesn't help when my train's delayed. Again

I agree on the darkness.

However after the clocks change my SAD will really kick in......

[FiveTimes]

I might go an make a brew in a minute

I made a coffee instead

[BrilloPad]

I made a coffee instead

Southern Barbados beans filtered through Venezuelan Beaver poo?

Or Northern Lidl value?