There's the NZ motorway thing, the NZ highway thing, the Oz customs, and the NZ customs thing watched.
Funniest things were on the NZ customs: a gentleman, allegedly a Doctor of the head wobbling fraternity was accusing a Maori customs officer of racism for searching his bags, all because the "Doctor" had a bad leg & was rude to said customs officer when asked for his passport. It must be said that the "Doctor"'s leg showed few signs of disability as he was escorted out. Apparently the fact that they were both brown made it even worse since the honkies in front didn't get the same treatment.
This was exceeded by some Hungarian nutjob who failed to declare some sausage in his luggage & spent two hours arguing with the quarantine chap about whether or not he'd declared it and why he shouldn't be fined NZ$220 for the privilege.
This was exceeded in interest by the 1.2 tonnes of food removed from a modest yacht belonging to some dude named Larry Ellison.
Though the 70,000 cigarettes confiscated from the baggage of 3 Malaysian students was pretty funny.
Funniest things were on the NZ customs: a gentleman, allegedly a Doctor of the head wobbling fraternity was accusing a Maori customs officer of racism for searching his bags, all because the "Doctor" had a bad leg & was rude to said customs officer when asked for his passport. It must be said that the "Doctor"'s leg showed few signs of disability as he was escorted out. Apparently the fact that they were both brown made it even worse since the honkies in front didn't get the same treatment.
This was exceeded by some Hungarian nutjob who failed to declare some sausage in his luggage & spent two hours arguing with the quarantine chap about whether or not he'd declared it and why he shouldn't be fined NZ$220 for the privilege.
This was exceeded in interest by the 1.2 tonnes of food removed from a modest yacht belonging to some dude named Larry Ellison.
Though the 70,000 cigarettes confiscated from the baggage of 3 Malaysian students was pretty funny.
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