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Just saw a lady try and walk into the path of a rather large London red double decker bus.
I can only conclude she is deaf as well as of limited vision. Oddly she didn't have a white stick or a guide dog and wasn't accompanied."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostJust saw a lady try and walk into the path of a rather large London red double decker bus.
I can only conclude she is deaf as well as of limited vision. Oddly she didn't have a white stick or a guide dog and wasn't accompanied.
Yesterday one of them walked into me! Just leapt out in front.
She is lucky it was a bus driver rather than an uber driver.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostIts very common. Every morning between 2 and 10 people attempt to throw themselves under my wheels.
Yesterday one of them walked into me! Just leapt out in front.
She is lucky it was a bus driver rather than an uber driver.
They obviously presume from the fact that modern cars can stop quickly all other vehicles can.
I did see a lorry do an emergency stop a few weeks back. Luckily for everyone and the foolish guy who crossed infront a of it, it had only started moving."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Lunch is a quinoa, pistachio and almond salad courtesy of Sainsburys. It tastes disgusting.
I think I will eat some of the pork pies I brought instead."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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wholemeal bread with left over roast chicken, mayo, salt + pepper
walkers lights ready salter.
Lilt zero
and I should have had a banana but I went and got a slice of victoria spongeComment
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Sausage & Bacon baguette from the corner shop washed down with a pint (of semi skimmed milk).Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Petrol station lunch day, it being the midpoint of this week's stint. When I filled the car up, it came to exactly £30, which as we all know from experience would be impossible to achieve if one tried to do it
Cold sausages and some orange juice for meComment
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Originally posted by eek View PostSoup followed by penne bolognese with soda zitronmerely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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