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SueEllen moans for old menOriginally posted by SueEllen View PostIt was old men I was moaning about.
Old women see a "bargain" and you best not be in the way.
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you taught the pillow to go on top? Good effort!Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostMrs BP back today.
How do you tell when your wife is away from home? The sex is the same but the washing up piles up....

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I'm going through one of my periodic phases of not eating much chocolate, which helpsOriginally posted by zeitghost View PostMy trend isn't downwards but at least it's not terribly upwards at the moment.
I seem to have developed a taste for port.
And advocat.
Both being sweet.
It's quite troubling.
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I don't eat much chocolate.
I seem to eat a lot of veg though, but I'd be surprised if there's a vast number of calories in those, apart from the spuds.
And since last summer's stopping of the milk from the milkperson, I don't make much in the way of sweets which has reduced the sugar even more.
Must be doing sommat wrong since I'm heavier than I've ever been.Comment
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Chap's just been talking about the drugs regime we had in this country before the fecking septics stuck their "war on drugs" oar in, back in the 60s.Comment
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Not walking enough?Originally posted by zeitghost View PostI don't eat much chocolate.
I seem to eat a lot of veg though, but I'd be surprised if there's a vast number of calories in those, apart from the spuds.
And since last summer's stopping of the milk from the milkperson, I don't make much in the way of sweets which has reduced the sugar even more.
Must be doing sommat wrong since I'm heavier than I've ever been."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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20 mins to station in neath.Originally posted by SueEllen View PostNot walking enough?
12 minutes stagger up hill in Swansea at limit of ability to breathe towards the end.
10 min stagger downhill to station in Swansea.
20 minute walk home.
That's an hour a day.
I generally stand in the train on the way to work.
Due to the higher level of cleaning, I sit on the way home in the Class 43/Class 175.
I suspect that being sat on my arse all day isn't overly good for me, when moving labs etc. I tend to achieve an impressive weight loss, this being the last time I was under 13 stone, at 12 stone 10.
Google reckons it's 16 minutes from here to the station, which reduces the walking time to about 50 mins/day, which is still pretty good.Last edited by zeitghost; 31 March 2017, 17:43.Comment
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Guess you are just going to have to take up weight lifting.Originally posted by zeitghost View Post20 mins to station in neath.
12 minutes stagger up hill in Swansea at limit of ability to breathe towards the end.
10 min stagger downhill to station in Swansea.
20 minute walk home.
That's an hour a day.
I generally stand in the train on the way to work.
Due to the higher level of cleaning, I sit on the way home in the Class 43/Class 175.
I suspect that being sat on my arse all day isn't overly good for me, when moving labs etc. I tend to achieve an impressive weight loss, this being the last time I was under 13 stone, at 12 stone 10.
Google reckons it's 16 minutes from here to the station, which reduces the walking time to about 50 mins/day, which is still pretty good."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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