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Odd isn't it? I think selecting a lower gravity beer and sticking to it was the key. Because I didn't have any tea so it wasn't like it was soaked up by owt.Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

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Danger zone that for me....Originally posted by barrydidit View PostOdd isn't it? I think selecting a lower gravity beer and sticking to it was the key. Because I didn't have any tea so it wasn't like it was soaked up by owt.
Anythings possible in that situation
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Which will be May 15th start. That gives them 2 weeks to complete onboarding checks. Or I will get start date pushed back.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostIn theory, contract for new gig coming my way today.Comment
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It has only been 17 days since the verbal offer - never taken me more than 1 day before.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWhich will be May 15th start. That gives them 2 weeks to complete onboarding checks. Or I will get start date pushed back.Comment
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Mrs BP back today.
How do you tell when your wife is away from home? The sex is the same but the washing up piles up....
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Wow.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostIt has only been 17 days since the verbal offer - never taken me more than 1 day before.
Lucky one, I would usually believe RIP by that time.The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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I can attest to that. He's legendary when he's straight out after work.Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostDanger zone that for me....
Anythings possible in that situation

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