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    I thought after I moved from the city there would be no return. Unbelievably someone is very interest in me - an enormous contract rate.

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      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      I thought after I moved from the city there would be no return. Unbelievably someone is very interest in me - an enormous contract rate.
      Im starting to get more calls and emails about gigs in the citey.

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        Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
        Spotted this year's first squashed toad on the road this morning.

        I hope it was quick.
        That reminds me, I was heading into Harrogate this morning down a very tight but national speed limit type road with hedges right up to the roadside. The type of road you need to concentrate on a multitude of different things at one time. I came round a sharpish left hand bend, making sure to hug the kerbside, at about 40mph and just had chance to stop accelerating when I went straight over a lady pheasant which was strutting out to see the male standing right in the middle. The male escaped. The female was turned into a shower of feathers. The white van man up my jacksie backed off a little. Forgot to check whether it was embedded in the grille or not when I parked up

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          Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
          That reminds me, I was heading into Harrogate this morning down a very tight but national speed limit type road with hedges right up to the roadside. The type of road you need to concentrate on a multitude of different things at one time. I came round a sharpish left hand bend, making sure to hug the kerbside, at about 40mph and just had chance to stop accelerating when I went straight over a lady pheasant which was strutting out to see the male standing right in the middle. The male escaped. The female was turned into a shower of feathers. The white van man up my jacksie backed off a little. Forgot to check whether it was embedded in the grille or not when I parked up
          white van man now has half a brace of pheasants if he had any sense.

          I nearly had a deer years ago , wrecked the front of my Volvo but then got up & walked off.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            I hope Sue Ellen goes and kisses it and it turns into a prince. Or even the prince.
            So if NLYUK kisses it does it turn into a Queen?
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              Originally posted by vetran View Post
              So if NLYUK kisses it does it turn into a Queen?
              It'll be 20 quid worse off whatever it turns in to.
              'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                Lovely day out there

                Not that I've been out there;but it looks nice through the window

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                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  I hope Sue Ellen goes and kisses it and it turns into a prince. Or even the prince.
                  I've watched Ronald Dahl's alternative fairy tales so I well leave well alone...
                  "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                    Originally posted by vetran View Post
                    white van man now has half a brace of pheasants if he had any sense.

                    I nearly had a deer years ago , wrecked the front of my Volvo but then got up & walked off.
                    White van man was clearly distracted by the forthcoming NIC changes and not at all interested in roadkill.

                    I got both wheels over the top of a badger on an unlit road one dark night - no sign of the fecker the next morning. You'd have thought it would have been road carpet...

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                      Eating jam sponge..
                      "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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