Afternoon Just discovered client's security does work...
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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostAfternoon Just discovered client's security does work...The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostAfternoon Just discovered client's security does work...Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostDid they catch you on the way in, or sneaking out?"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostThey wouldn't let me in and I can't log on. I needed to be escorted to where I sit and now need to be validated and verified before I can log on.
As I'd taken the pleasant route up the canal to the back entrance, I then had to walk all the way round the premises to the front, where the security folk had to get somebody to come down and confirm I was me and should be allowed in, then issue me a temporary pass for the dayComment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostOh, all the esteemed customers have buggered off.
Only 50 minutes until I can do the same.
Alternatively use the time to work out how to fill a coke can with explosives such they it goes off when the ring pull is pulled. Then leave it where someone you don't like will find it."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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'Kinell. Decided to do a daytime blood pressure check (upper arm monitor, not a wrist one). Got a new record... 161/99…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Stone me.
it's nearly time to go, staggering off down the hill.
And waddya know? I brought a brolly due to the forecast of grim weather, and it turns out it's quite nice out there, the sun having shone for a while earlier after the monsoon had passed.
And the only constructive thing I've done all day is putting my month per A4 sheet calendar together with sticky tape.
Which is better than nothing.
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Originally posted by WTFH View Post'Kinell. Decided to do a daytime blood pressure check (upper arm monitor, not a wrist one). Got a new record... 161/99
Yes, that seems a bit highComment
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