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…Maybe we ain’t that young anymore -
My kettle's the cheapest own-brand one Sainsbury's had when the last one literally split its sides and started depositing the water all over the worktop before it had managed to boil itComment
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostHow long does it take to get fit, or at least stop being a sweaty lard arse when walking to work?
Morning
You get fitter so you walk faster to get there quicker so you start sweating as soon as you move to cool you down.
I'm ignoring the weather change there - once the weather cools down by 10C if you wear the same clothes and walked at the same speed you wouldn't sweat - however as you are feeling cold and you are also fitter you will walk faster to get there quicker so you start sweating...."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
The "expensive" metal kettles seemed to die in flames, possibly due to over filling with water.
Originally posted by zeitghost View PostThe Argos one has no such problem."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Conversation with IT manager: "I've been doing lots of tests with this item and have just noticed it's not set up correctly, is no one doing the setup properly"
Me: "Um, you've not done any tests on it, it's an obsolete item and shouldn't be used for testing"
manager: "But I've been doing tests using it"
Me: "Not on the test system. The database has no record of you using it"
manager: "So we're only using fantasy data then"
Me: "No, we're only using valid data that the users agree is current"
manager: "but that's not how I do it."…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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wandered out at lunchtime and ate out - now have zero inclination to do things..
Thankfully I have a mystery to solved so I'm doing something interesting (stackoverflow has already failed me)...merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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