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25 May 2016, 07:45

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..and I look like Doris Day 😱

Before or after she became a virgin?
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25 May 2016, 07:51

Originally posted by zeitghost View Post

Before or after she became a virgin?

Whipcrack-away!

I was an IPSE Consultative Council Member, until the BoD abolished it. I am not an IPSE Member, since they have no longer have any relevance to me, as an IT Contractor. Read my lips...I recommend QDOS for ALL your Insurance requirements (Contact me for a referral code).
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25 May 2016, 07:51

The Wife (tm) has just left for work. Her parting words... "Take drugs"

She didn't specify which ones.

…Maybe we ain’t that young anymore
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25 May 2016, 08:17

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The Wife (tm) has just left for work. Her parting words... "Take drugs"

She didn't specify which ones.

Mellow, man, really really mellow.
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25 May 2016, 08:57

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The Wife (tm) has just left for work. Her parting words... "Take drugs"

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Viagra?

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25 May 2016, 09:29

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The Wife (tm) has just left for work. Her parting words... "Take drugs"

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All.

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25 May 2016, 10:03

Originally posted by WTFH View Post

The Wife (tm) has just left for work. Her parting words... "Take drugs"

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Two bags of grass, seventy five pellets of mescaline, five sets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multicoloured uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.

Take your pick

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25 May 2016, 10:12

Originally posted by DaveB View Post

Take your pick

You can keep the Budweiser. I have standards.

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25 May 2016, 10:23

Morning all. Very here this morning.

The CBA level is very strong this morning. I didn't realise when this client got me back in that the main role was to be a BOS to prove some kind of point to management (not that I mind - head down and keep invoicing, right?).

Luckily it's only three weeks to the end of the contract. I'm polishing up the CV and hoping a renewal might not be offered. Apart from anything else the rate isn't exactly earth-shattering. cAt least being a council it's very, very easy-going here.
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#281260

25 May 2016, 10:23

And on that note I reckon it's time for a cup of tea. Does anyone have a teapot?
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