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    Originally posted by Scruff View Post
    ..and I look like Doris Day 😱
    Before or after she became a virgin?

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      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
      Before or after she became a virgin?
      Whipcrack-away!
      I was an IPSE Consultative Council Member, until the BoD abolished it. I am not an IPSE Member, since they have no longer have any relevance to me, as an IT Contractor. Read my lips...I recommend QDOS for ALL your Insurance requirements (Contact me for a referral code).

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        The Wife (tm) has just left for work. Her parting words... "Take drugs"


        She didn't specify which ones.
        …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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          Originally posted by WTFH View Post
          The Wife (tm) has just left for work. Her parting words... "Take drugs"


          She didn't specify which ones.
          Mellow, man, really really mellow.

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            Originally posted by WTFH View Post
            The Wife (tm) has just left for work. Her parting words... "Take drugs"


            She didn't specify which ones.
            Viagra?
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              Originally posted by WTFH View Post
              The Wife (tm) has just left for work. Her parting words... "Take drugs"


              She didn't specify which ones.
              All.
              "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                The Wife (tm) has just left for work. Her parting words... "Take drugs"


                She didn't specify which ones.
                Two bags of grass, seventy five pellets of mescaline, five sets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multicoloured uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.
                Take your pick
                "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                  Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                  Take your pick


                  You can keep the Budweiser. I have standards.
                  …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                    Morning all. Very here this morning.

                    The CBA level is very strong this morning. I didn't realise when this client got me back in that the main role was to be a BOS to prove some kind of point to management (not that I mind - head down and keep invoicing, right?).

                    Luckily it's only three weeks to the end of the contract. I'm polishing up the CV and hoping a renewal might not be offered. Apart from anything else the rate isn't exactly earth-shattering. cAt least being a council it's very, very easy-going here.

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                      And on that note I reckon it's time for a cup of tea. Does anyone have a teapot?

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