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    Odd things you learn on Twitter #4,371: Bruce Forsyth is older than Anne Frank would be if she was still alive

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      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
      Though I did have a nice snooze at lunchtime.
      I had an even nicer snooze this lunchtime.

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        Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
        Nodding off at my desk. Feck knows how I'm gonna get to 5:30.
        Made it. Of sorts.

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          Train!
          "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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            Police! Mmm
            "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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              Tea consisted of 2.5 bowls of lentil <pfffffft> soup that I froze a fortnight or more ago.

              It was very nice.

              Followed by prunes & custard for that extra special moving feeling.

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                'Tis getting less & less Simpsonesque at the moment and I had intended to wander up to the cemetery to examine preparations for tomorrow's interment.

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                  The chap from the gas board reckons it'll cost £2700 to change the boiler.

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                    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                    The chap from the gas board reckons it'll cost £2700 to change the boiler.


                    Time to start chopping some more trees down

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                      Plenty trees to choose from.

                      And that was supposed to be "half price".

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