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I need to get up and sort myself out for my workout class. Then go off and see some friends'. I think I will spend the evening in a drunken stupor."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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morningAfternoon all
Well there's the 5 feet of door case primed before it started raining.
Grandparents' grave cleaned up a bit & some annuals seeded.
Brother's grave ditto.
Lunch was Ffaggotau ac pys out of the freezer, followed by a chunk of genoa cake (Tesco's finest).
And to cap it all, phone call from the care home re ZeitMater's deteriorating condition.
And waddyaknow? I'm it. There's no one else here but uschickenslizard.
Care home phoned again 30 seconds ago, ZeitMater is to be given a prescription.
I'll have to go over there shortly.
Oh what endless fun & amusement.Comment
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Afternoon denizens
Rain here, off and on
The weather app predicts thunderstorms tomorrow
And even better, they're scheduled for the time I'll be driving southwards for a family dinner. Ho hum
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Just figured out why the faggotau ac pys tasted of Persil(tm).
Through incompetence, I'd used the teaspoon to measure the persil into the little drawer thing on the ZeitWashingMachine before using it to stir said faggotau ac pys.Comment
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And, following some quick dishwashing, it's off to see ZeitMater & do some shopping in Tesco.
Oh my life is one endless round of joy.Comment
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