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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostBummer
Haven't been back in 3 years, am not on speaking terms half of the family or rather they're not on speaking terms with me.Comment
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Saw a shop lifter getting stopped by security in the supermarket I went to get my lunch from. Then overheard an assistant calling the police.
The shop lifter, a guy in late teens/early 20s, had his lunch!"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Originally posted by norrahe View PostCurrently pi$$ed off as I'm being press ganged into some stupid family reunion.
Only fecking date everyone can make is when I'm supposed to be going to a whisky festival for which I bought the tickets last year.Comment
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Originally posted by norrahe View PostCurrently pi$$ed off as I'm being press ganged into some stupid family reunion.
Only fecking date everyone can make is when I'm supposed to be going to a whisky festival for which I bought the tickets last year."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostThen you can't go to the family reunion. They have to rearrange their own fecking lives to fit you in.
I suppose the only upside is that I get to see the NorPater, don't really care about anyone else.Comment
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Just been doing the exercises in PIC assembler programming that the esteemed customers will be set next week.
There's 6 now instead of 4.
One of which has been known to make people cry.
<Zeity in "Cruel & unusual punishment" mode>
Took me all of 40 minutes to do the lot.
Though the last one is a bit flaky since I CBA to do the switch press release thing properly.Comment
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