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Oh right. Didn't even bother opening them for the reasons that have been mentioned above.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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I'm having fun with the religious bigotry but I will get bored soon.Originally posted by DaveB View PostCombination of the EU threads and religious bigotry going on.
Oh and whatever the vote is we will get referendum threads for 6 months afterwards like the Scottish referendum.
"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostProblem solved.
I cut the fecker in half.
Two halves will stitch together to make a whole.
Or a hole as the case may be.
I threw the belfry away.
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Did it burn you when you touched it?Originally posted by mudskipper View PostOath sworn.
Full blown nonsense with a bible. Managed not to laugh.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostOath sworn.
Full blown nonsense with a bible. Managed not to laugh.
Can't you affirm instead, or whatever they call it? I vaguely remember they occasionally had a witness doing that in the 1970s afternoon show Crown Court, which was such a highlight of school holidays in that gentler, more innocent time
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I now smell of BBQ. The satay was nice though.Comment
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No idea - she handed me the bible and told me what to say, so I said it. As I wasn't lying, it didn't much matter.Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
Can't you affirm instead, or whatever they call it? I vaguely remember they occasionally had a witness doing that in the 1970s afternoon show Crown Court, which was such a highlight of school holidays in that gentler, more innocent time
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