Stress is caused by suppressing the desire to punch someone who deserves it.
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Whenever I am not posting in tpd I keep hearing the theme from the muppet show in my head...Comment
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Originally posted by norrahe View PostYou on the mainland today?
Yup. I will be departing for the flying bus at about half three.
How's cloggers?Comment
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Just had the ex dean & the bunch who will presumably be bidding for the contract to move this pile of tulipe down the hill in a couple of year's time.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostStress is caused by suppressing the desire to terminate with extreme prejudice someone who deserves it.
If I'd had an S&W Model 629 handy he'd have had an extra hole in his head.Comment
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Last meeting of the day cancelled.
HomeTime --1;
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Goodness me, I'll be glad to retire to a life of luxury funded by the Mauve Monkey & his cohort.Comment
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Originally posted by Pondlife View PostHiya
Yup. I will be departing for the flying bus at about half three.
How's cloggers?
Cloglike.
Resisting the urge to kill the people I work with as I'm the only non mkting person in the department and I have to deal with fluffy drivel statements all day.Comment
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