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FFS. Told both the chemist and doctor that mum had died. Even returned half a lorry load of unused medications to the chemist.
"We tried to deliver your prescription, but you were out. "
Why is the doctor issuing prescriptions to dead people?
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The assembled congregation will be pleased to learn that the ZeitLeakyWashingMachineVacuumWaterPump(tm) seems to be working rather better now I've replaced some of the non vac tight gaffer tape with hotmelt glue.
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I have such entertaining Saturday afternoons these days.
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The computer thinks it's the Messiah, rather than a Very NaughtyOriginally posted by mudskipper View PostWhy is the doctor issuing prescriptions to dead people?
Boyprocessor.
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It'lll send out "Take up thy bed & walk" notifications next.
Probly programmed by Atos.Comment
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Afternoon all
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Posting from shiny new pooter
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Speaking of which, there's some pie related nonsense posted on t'blog today.Comment
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+1Originally posted by Scruff View PostMorning all. Thoughts to MS and Zeity on your braveness over your recent bereavements. Both showing good humour. Wine helps...🍷Comment
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I ended up watching Rogue Trader, in which Ewan McGregor and Anna Friel achieve some kind of record for looking as little like the real Nick and Lisa Leeson as possible, short of donning blackfaceOriginally posted by covbob View PostWhat did you decide upon in the end?
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