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Woman just brought her 3yo into the office. Child had zebra with a sleeping bag thing. I turned the sleeping bag into a zebra hat. I am now the child's best friend. Come to think of it, the woman wasn't even pregnant when I started here - I think I might have been here too long...Comment
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Maybe that should be part of the new employment status tests. Makes as much sense as anything else thats been said so farOriginally posted by mudskipper View PostWoman just brought her 3yo into the office. Child had zebra with a sleeping bag thing. I turned the sleeping bag into a zebra hat. I am now the child's best friend. Come to think of it, the woman wasn't even pregnant when I started here - I think I might have been here too long...
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Nice to see you have picked up some new skills from the IPSE forumsOriginally posted by mudskipper View PostWoman just brought her 3yo into the office. Child had zebra with a sleeping bag thing. I turned the sleeping bag into a zebra hat. I am now the child's best friend. Come to think of it, the woman wasn't even pregnant when I started here - I think I might have been here too long...Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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And here, though it's about an hour till the rain's due.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostHas gone that way here too.Comment
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Turned the central heating on ready for the gasman.
Naturally enough it worked for about 5 minutes.
Now it's saying "LF" or "FL".
Idicating that there's no flame.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostCurrently awaiting the boiler repair person, otherwise know as the Gasman.Comment
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Afternoon. Been munching my way though a box of Guernsey Fudge (made in the UK
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skies here.
but now to do some proper work...
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