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My favourite Dutch film is Spoorloos.
But now, for Friday entertainment, an extract from a job interview:
Interviewer: "So, where do you see yourself in 5 years time?"
Me: "My biggest weakness? I don't know, probably not listening properly"…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Got that, though it came with its own subtitlesOriginally posted by WTFH View PostMy favourite Dutch film is Spoorloos.
"Do you reckon they had to try to defeat the Matrix then because in ten years there'd be no phone boxes in the streets to escape through?"Originally posted by WTFH View PostBut now, for Friday entertainment, an extract from a job interview:
Interviewer: "So, where do you see yourself in 5 years time?"
Me: "My biggest weakness? I don't know, probably not listening properly"
"…I meant questions about the job."
"Oh. Then no."Comment
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I'm done with clientco tulipe for the day.
About to pootle out and score some vinoComment
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Vino scored, Mr N is on BBQ duty this eveningOriginally posted by norrahe View PostI'm done with clientco tulipe for the day.
About to pootle out and score some vino
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