test please delete

[zeitghost]

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[mudskipper]

Going through the cats' litter tray with the scoop reminds me of 'panning for gold' at the fairground

[NickFitz]

Poking around car insurance quotes. Being aged and decrepit, I thought I'd give Saga and Age UK a try. The worthless gits want about twice as much as other insurers are quoting on the price comparison sites

In fact, it's about as much for one car as I'm paying now for both. They can sod off

[cojak]

Well I've just purchased a new vacuum cleaner after finally accepting that my 28 year old Electrolux can no longer suck the skin off Zeity's rice pudding.

I can't help but think that my new Vax won't last as long but it does have a 6 year guarantee so we'll see how it goes.

[vetran]

Going through the cats' litter tray with the scoop reminds me of 'panning for gold' at the fairground

don't use your teeth to check its a real nugget.

[vetran]

75th?

not often you get liked for telling a lady she is celebrating a 75th birthday.

[vetran]

Brunch!



Baked asparagus and rocket salad, with a poached egg, black pudding and bacon, made a dressing of balsamic, mustard, lemon juice and sweetener.

now I'm hungry!

[mudskipper]

Pork shoulder in the oven. I don't often cook pork.

Ought to go fetch mother. She's having two stents done tomorrow, so is a bit anxious.

[mudskipper]

Why is it that when the kittens stand exactly where I want to put their food, it's cute; but when mother stands exactly where the car door has to open, it's annoying!

[TykeMerc]

Why is it that when the kittens stand exactly where I want to put their food, it's cute; but when mother stands exactly where the car door has to open, it's annoying!

Because kittens are cute, you can fill in the rest yourself