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Invite Suity round for tea?Originally posted by zeitghost View PostJust discovered that the mysterious bottle of "stuff" that's resided on the kitchen windowsill since last September, is, in fact, "Lindacide".
This isn't stuff for killing Lindas however, rather it's a now banned pesticide that kills more or less everything it touches.
Including, I suspect, me.
Now WTF do I do with this, I wonder?
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HR / Management?Originally posted by zeitghost View PostJust discovered that the mysterious bottle of "stuff" that's resided on the kitchen windowsill since last September, is, in fact, "Lindacide".
This isn't stuff for killing Lindas however, rather it's a now banned pesticide that kills more or less everything it touches.
Including, I suspect, me.
Now WTF do I do with this, I wonder?
Assuming by WTF you mean Who The F***"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Judging by the colour of my tongue a couple of days ago, tasting stuff was sort of optional.Originally posted by Bunk View PostIt's always good when your sense of taste returns. Means you're getting betterer.Comment
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Rather than the M&S grapes & plums, I opted for the rather more affordable (if somewhat lower quality, particularly in the white grapes) offerings from Tesco(tm).
The plums were reduced to 58p.
I've yet to eat one.
Grapes are nice though.Comment
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Expensive trip out, £200 in the ZeitParents' kitty, £400 in home fees for ZeitMater.
ZeitMater was fast asleep so doesn't know I've visited, ZeitPater was in good spirits, considering his condition.
He's 95 in May. <shakes head in wonder>Comment
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GMIL will be 95 in September. Fit as an ox other than the fact thats she's (almost) 95. And has been off with the faries for the last 5 or 6 years.Originally posted by zeitghost View PostExpensive trip out, £200 in the ZeitParents' kitty, £400 in home fees for ZeitMater.
ZeitMater was fast asleep so doesn't know I've visited, ZeitPater was in good spirits, considering his condition.
He's 95 in May. <shakes head in wonder>"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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