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+1Originally posted by mudskipper View PostGood stuff! Get a bike!!
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If those cups weren't double D's, you're gonna need a new nameOriginally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostAnd on that bombshell, dinner tonight:
Steamed white rice - 1 Cup
Boiled Sweet potato and Yellow mung beans with some basic spices - 2 Cups
Plain Yoghurt - 3 tbsp
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don't ride it on a pavement though, especially not if you're 4 years old & it's a pink bike.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostI need to get a bike. It's the only form of exercise I've ever enjoyed enough to do it voluntarily. Once the clocks go forward and there's some decent evening daylight, I'll have to sort one out.
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Bacon roll has been consumed.
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Morning
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You sure it wasn't a cob?Originally posted by DaveB View PostBacon roll has been consumed.
Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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It had bacon in it. Anything else is just semantics.Originally posted by SimonMac View PostYou sure it wasn't a cob?"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Morning all
Woken up with a slight pain in the throat (endoscope related), but "everything else" is fine
Sacrificed Bacon butty for Porridge at breakfast
Sacrificed full fat latte for a cup of Yorkshire tea at breakfast
Packed a lean turkey breast sarnie for lunch
Found the fitbit, dusted the crap off it and planned-in a 2 mile walk at after lunch
Planned-in a 25 km ride on exercise bike for the evening
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