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    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    According to The Great MF, TPD is for onanists.
    I'm surprised he knows a big word like that. I guess someone called him it and he googled.

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      Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
      Sprint?! Frivolity?!

      I am going to the wrong type of standups!
      This was the fortnightly retrospective, not the standup.

      They're threatening something to do with togas for the next one

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        Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
        What was your contribution for that?

        On a more positive note ->
        Nothing to do with me - I'm still working on the old system. It's the replacement (which does about 1/3 of what's needed) that they can't get up and running in less than two years...
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          Here's another bright idea for the reform of capitalism: in the winter, let people work a three hour day, so they still get to enjoy some of the limited sunlight hours. Then, come springtime, they'll all have realised that most of the work is a complete waste of time and never needed doing anyway, so let them carry on working a three hour day

          All this for full wages, of course. Those rich bastards who own everything can easily afford it.

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            Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
            Here's another bright idea for the reform of capitalism: in the winter, let people work a three hour day, so they still get to enjoy some of the limited sunlight hours. Then, come springtime, they'll all have realised that most of the work is a complete waste of time and never needed doing anyway, so let them carry on working a three hour day

            All this for full wages, of course. Those rich bastards who own everything can easily afford it.
            Hell no! I'd say work 12 hour days during the winter because it's too fecking cold out there to do anything anyway. Then take the entire summer off

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              Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
              Here's another bright idea for the reform of capitalism: in the winter, let people work a three hour day, so they still get to enjoy some of the limited sunlight hours. Then, come springtime, they'll all have realised that most of the work is a complete waste of time and never needed doing anyway, so let them carry on working a three hour day

              All this for full wages, of course. Those rich bastards who own everything can easily afford it.
              Originally posted by Bunk View Post
              Hell no! I'd say work 12 hour days during the winter because it's too fecking cold out there to do anything anyway. Then take the entire summer off
              What is this "Work" you speak of? Is it something the peasants do?
              "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                Stoked | Yellow Bike

                Looks like a nice way to spend a Saturday?

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                  Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                  Stoked | Yellow Bike

                  Looks like a nice way to spend a Saturday?
                  Probably not for me. I'm going to try and get some kulchur and visit a couple of museums.

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                    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                    Stoked | Yellow Bike

                    Looks like a nice way to spend a Saturday?
                    Looks good, as long as the weather isn't bad.
                    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                      Originally posted by Bunk View Post
                      Hell no! I'd say work 12 hour days during the winter because it's too fecking cold out there to do anything anyway. Then take the entire summer off
                      I think we could compromise on three hour days in winter, and all summer off

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