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Ordered a take away on the phone for collection. Went to the takeaway and the chef looked at me confused.
After 5 minutes of going through his orders, he was positive I hadn't called. On verifying the number, realized it was a different take away
*Come on Jacky, get a grip.Comment
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostOh dear! That's sad.
Nice of you to give her company!Comment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostNot suity. One of her many problems was anorexia. Which seemed unusual in a 71 year old lady, but perhaps it isn't. She'd been at her sister's funeral and I think it had all got a bit much for her.
Not the sort of thing you expect to happen to a normal middle-class man living in retirement in a peaceful village, but it shows it can happen to anyoneComment
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostI'm sure you are!
Why ?
Nice person = soft touchComment
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After the bitter controversy provoked by last night's gammon and pineapple, I'm going to dial it down tonight and just have soup or an omelette or somethingComment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostUpgrade to 1st class on the train home tonight, on account of having befriended a weeping lady who had a panic attack. I did have to listen to her entire life story for over an hour though...Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostJust seen your tweet about it. for Pauline!Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostJust seen your tweet about it. for Pauline!Comment
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