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    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
    Do you remember a spiffy screensaver called Johnny Castaway? It was a bloke on a tiny desert island who did funny things.

    2nd January, circa 1995ish, one of the network support bods came in mid morning all full of himself.

    "It's true! He does!!!"

    "Who does what?"

    "Johnny Castaway dresses up as Santa on Xmas Day!"

    <long pause from the entire room of about 20 techies>

    "Errm. Did you come in to work to check that?"

    "Yes! He only does it on 25th December so..."

    "Rather than change the system clock?"

    "Well you have to because ... so I ... . . . might have. Oh."

    Confusion is a natural state of being

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      Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
      Right - have to go and tidy up now, we have "visitors" coming for tea.

      PLEASE don't post too much - I've still got 400+ posts to get through at some stage, before I can even contribute properly.
      Will you tell us when we can post again?
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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        Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
        Will you tell us when we can post again?
        'Cos if you forget we will all just be sitting here, lurking.
        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

        Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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          Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
          'Cos if you forget we will all just be sitting here, lurking.
          And not posting anything it all.
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
            And not posting anything it all.
            And then nothing at all will get said.
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

            Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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              Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
              And then nothing at all will get said.
              Which makes for a very mildly amusing 100th multiple post.
              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

              Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                I don't Lurk
                I Merely congregate in some dark corner by myself
                Very difficult to congregate by yourself.
                Takes determination, a considerable amount of stamina
                and a split or multiple personality
                Confusion is a natural state of being

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                  Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                  I'm off too - girls are back with the drive thru hangover food!!

                  See ya later boys...
                  Later!
                  #29092





                  Well done!
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    Greetings, salutations and felicitations, O denizens of TPD

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                      I bin practicin haven't we, yes
                      Nice Hobbit!
                      Confusion is a natural state of being

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