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More money in the upper echelons, I am gonna have to take a hit and skill up soon, get my ITIL expert, least this way someone else pays and I get to return to contacting in two years time but with a good £200-£300 bump in my day rateOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostMichael Portillo visiting a perfumery? Would one suggest that there is a touch of lavender about him?
I couldn't possibly comment.
Though he was putting rose water behind his ears.
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And Simon has the patience to actually do such a job. Sadly both you and me would probably be up for first degree murder by day 2.....Originally posted by SimonMac View PostMore money in the upper echelons, I am gonna have to take a hit and skill up soon, get my ITIL expert, least this way someone else pays and I get to return to contacting in two years time but with a good £200-£300 bump in my day ratemerely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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ZeitMater is practically held together with them on occasion.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostKinda appropriate that the Aussie branch of the family inflicts boomerang shaped injuries though.
Apparently it has been steri-stripped. Didn't know they could do proper injuries - thought they were just a glorified plaster.
And ZeitPater has had more than a few.
Though nothing quite as nasty as that.

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In other news, I have two 3rd year esteemed customers in the lab who appear to be doing stuff I "taught" them in the first year.Comment
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Wouldn't have had a choice. Skin is probably too thin to take stitches without just ripping through, especially over/around the shin. Steri Strips to pull it together and then a dressing and bandages to hold it all in place.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostKinda appropriate that the Aussie branch of the family inflicts boomerang shaped injuries though.
Apparently it has been steri-stripped. Didn't know they could do proper injuries - thought they were just a glorified plaster."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostIn other news, I have two 3rd year esteemed customers in the lab who appear to be doing stuff I "taught" them in the first year.
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Indeed.Originally posted by DaveB View PostWouldn't have had a choice. Skin is probably too thin to take stitches without just ripping through, especially over/around the shin. Steri Strips to pull it together and then a dressing and bandages to hold it all in place.
ZeitMater had a wound in roughly the same place*.
Sad to say it took ages & ages to heal.

*more than once.
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Judging by the comments it's not going overly well.Originally posted by NickFitz View Post

The sad thing is that this year's 3rd years aren't a patch on last year's.
Ho hum.
We've obviously been spoiled.
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