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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    Good Morning All.

    Apparently today is clearout all pondy's crap from the attic day. WTF is the point of an attic if it's not to store old crap you're never going to use again.

    My prediction: The word "Fine!" will be used before lunchtime by all parties involved.
    I had that last weekend. It was remarkable how much of the crap wasn't mine. Especially as mine was mainly boxes for camera still worth something, ipad still worth something....
    merely at clientco for the entertainment

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      Might have to have a clearout myself in a minute
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
        Good Morning All.

        Apparently today is clearout all pondy's crap from the attic day. WTF is the point of an attic if it's not to store old crap you're never going to use again.

        My prediction: The word "Fine!" will be used before lunchtime by all parties involved.
        We got rid of loads of stuff before we moved to cloggers, we now have two cellars which I suspect will end up being filled with crap.

        Mr N is a hoarder, I tend to throw stuff away if I don't need it.
        "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

        Norrahe's blog

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          Originally posted by norrahe View Post
          We got rid of loads of stuff before we moved to cloggers, we now have two cellars which I suspect will end up being filled with crap.

          Mr N is a hoarder, I tend to throw stuff away if I don't need it.
          Will need to buy a decent wine rack though, our old one went AWOL in the move, and the "rack" the previous owners have put together in the cellar was not built for wines. Don't want to leave all the wines we bought in the garage, not good for them.
          "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

          Norrahe's blog

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            Answerphone message from mother:

            "My computer screen has gone black. I think I've got a virus".

            Sounds like I need to go round and wiggle some plugs...

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              Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
              Answerphone message from mother:

              "My computer screen has gone black. I think I've got a virus".

              Sounds like I need to go round and wiggle some plugs...
              When I was dating SY02 she called me in a panic as her Dad's printer wouldn't print out her assignment.

              "Is the printer plugged in?"

              "Yes".

              "Is the switch at the wall turned on"

              "Yes"

              So I ventured round to her house to take a look.

              The printer was plugged into a 4 gang, which was indeed switched on. The 4gang was plugged into the wall socket which was not.

              Daft bint.

              It's a noble thing you're doing MS.
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                Originally posted by Alias View Post
                ommm....
                Zen.

                Chury.

                WAS.

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                  Just sat here waiting for the washing machine to stop.

                  It makes a hideous noise.

                  Had lentil soup for lunch.

                  <Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft!> is expected about 5pm.

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                    So saying, the washing machine just stopped.

                    Off to hang towels on the line, then I'm off out.

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                      Crivens, is that the time?

                      Better make myself a bacon butty straight away, so it doesn't spoil my appetite for the roast duck I'm making for dinner tonight

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