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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostUpset you how.... ?
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostI think throwing up isn't very heavenly.
"What does that go with?"
"Dunno"
"Barman, Malibu and the optic on the left. Two of."
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"Barman, Malibu and the optic one in from the left. Two of."
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"I ... want ... to ... die ..."Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Ex husband....[/QUOTE]
Mine was with the guy that my ex-wife had an affair with.
Now I feel they are welcome to each other and don't give a stuff about eitherComment
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I so know that feeling. Have you ever gone (or attempted to go) all the way across the optics in a bar?Comment
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Originally posted by BA to the Stars View PostEx husband....
Now I feel they are welcome to each other and don't give a stuff about either[/QUOTE]
Yeah - know what you mean Spock.... it doesn't take long to figure out they are welcome to each other... does it?Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostHave you ever saved anyone's life? (Congrats bissue)
Soon got him going again, the paramedics carted him off, and I got a free pintComment
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostHave you ever saved anyone's life? (Congrats bissue)
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostYes, CPR for a bar manager who collapsed at a club I used to work in. It was my night off; I tried to order a pint off him and instead he got me to help him away from the bar and collapsed
Soon got him going again, the paramedics carted him off, and I got a free pint
Not enough people are prepared to step up nowadays. Well done!Comment
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostMine was with the guy that my ex-wife had an affair with.
Now I feel they are welcome to each other and don't give a stuff about either
It sure doesn't. It's just the lies and diceit from someone who you have trusted. Still we can all move on - onwards and upwardsComment
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