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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post


    As I am 50+ clientco gives me a 360+ healthcheck each year. I start at 1pm. I presume they will check the prostrate? If not I will have to go to the loocal brass and pay for it I suppose?

    Seriously, I wonder if they will use a finger this time instead of sticking their whole head up there?
    I heard they have a special tool to do that nowadays. I also heard that he's a CUK regular.
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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      Originally posted by Alias View Post
      omm
      Zen.

      Chury.

      Om.

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        Originally posted by norrahe View Post
        I feel

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          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          I presume they will check the prostrate?
          You're going to lie face down?

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            Originally posted by Bunk View Post
            You're going to lie face down?
            ooops - I meant the one where you lie on your back then roll your knees to the side.

            Then they enter with sandpaper.

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              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              ooops - I meant the one where you lie on your back then roll your knees to the side.

              Then they enter with sandpaper.
              You're sure that's not just a faded memory about an old favorite uncle?
              If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                Just Venting

                So today I give my first ever neg, with a clear (and in my mind fair) reason.

                Recipient chooses a random post of mine to neg me back with a one worder ?!

                I know the rep system is a bit of a game to some people, but really ?

                Sensible, grown up part of me says " laugh it off, he's a "

                Childish part of me says play the same game and neg every one of their posts that irritate me

                AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrgh

                ok, feel a bit better now.............. Grown Up parts coming to the fore........

                And how was your day ?
                If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck,it must be a duck

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                  Originally posted by Alias View Post
                  is it easter yet?
                  I guess it must be, the Easter eggs are starting to arrive on supermarket shelves already!
                  If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck,it must be a duck

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                    Originally posted by Bellona View Post
                    I guess it must be, the Easter eggs are starting to arrive on supermarket shelves already!
                    Cadbury's Cream Eggs used to appear in Woolies on Boxing Day.

                    I'd buy them & wrap 'em up as Xmas pressies.

                    Until they started printing "Best before" dates on them .

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                      Bored.

                      Now.

                      I've reached the end of the interweb thingie again.

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