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    ZeitMog used to be horrified by the thought & actuality of rain.

    However, as age progressed, she seemed to care less & less, in a sort of Zenlike way.

    Om.

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      Another week nearly over
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        Crap morning so far as this co is so tight it's running 50+ staging sites + virtual folders for all their cms's on a 60gb drive.
        Also just had to ring 'the agency' to chase contract for new assignment, and Agent has gone on hols for 2 weeks. One of the drones is chasing it for me.

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          Conference call conversation:

          Idiot 1: I've spoken to the DBAs and they don't want to bounce this, as it might not come back up again

          Me: Why wouldn't it come back up?

          I1: That's all they said. We don't do this for anyone else.

          Me: It's recommended by Oracle that we bounce this every week.

          I1: The DBAs don't want to do it, and we don't do it for anyone else. They've never done it for this system.

          Me: If the DBAs won't do it, then that's your decision. All I can say is that in 15 years specialising in this area, this is the only system where I've not seen it being done.

          <silence>

          I know the DBAs won't do it, because it means 5 minutes work for them.
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            I has belly full ov fish an chips, i can has nap nao plz?
            Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
            I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

            I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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              Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
              I has belly full ov fish an chips, i can has nap nao plz?
              No, you can have a slap round the head for talking like a twat.
              "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                Well, there we are.

                The ex-lustee has a new boyfriend.

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                  Ho hum.

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                      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                      Well, there we are.

                      The ex-lustee has a new boyfriend.

                      Chloroform, a lump hammer, a roll of carpet and a bag of lime?
                      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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