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    Originally posted by NigelJK View Post


    Now I've not actually read all 3271 pages, but I think I get the idea
    You have to read TPD I first.

    There's 20,534 pages of that. .

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      Being as this object of derision was promoted to the 'Project board' shortly after we posted a massive loss on the project it did remind me of this:

      Stages of a project:

      1. Euphoria and Excitement
      2. Disenchantment
      3. Search for the Guilty
      4. Punishment of the Innocent
      5. Reward for the Uninvolved

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        Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
        Just been told by the PM he's not happy I have my headphones in
        I bought a pair of Bose noise cancelling headphones when I was on one gig. Even when I wasn't listening to anything, they were big enough to clearly send out a signal that I didn't want to be disturbed.

        Filtered out the normal office crap, and meant I could focus on CUK the work that they were paying for.
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          Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
          You have to read TPD I first.

          There's 20,534 pages of that. .
          Change to 40 posts per page. There's much less to read like that.

          Plus in the middle, you can learn lots from Wikipedia. I read about tanks one evening, thanks to Troll.
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            I found a site wot lets you download ancient Byte magazines.

            Unfortunately the small downloads are 50+Mb per issue & as time progressed they got ever larger.

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              Byeeee

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                Busy evening.



                Morning all, if all there be.

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                  Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                  Busy evening.



                  Morning all, if all there be.

                  Morning



                  Rain, rain and more rain.

                  And a hangover for the first time in years; I'd forgotten about those.
                  And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                    Morning all.

                    The cat we adopted (thats him in my avatar) turned out to be a rare peruvian water cat. Or at least thats the only explanation I can come up with for his behaviour. FOund him out in the garden yesterday evening in the pouring rain, lying in the middle of the lawn. Chased him back inside (he didn't want to go in) and first chance he got he was back out in it, sat on the patio table getting soaked again.


                    He's a strange little animal.
                    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                      Today has been a big #Fail, forgot to get any change for the office butty run, so I had to go without
                      Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                      I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                      I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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