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    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    Stone me, they've all gone.

    Thank the giant alien lizard that eats esteemed customers for that.

    Oh the relief.
    FTFY

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      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
      Some of them are.

      An hour to orgasm.

      Stone me.

      Before this one was his girlfriend she was my mistress. I found that by putting a finger on her prostate she came straight away.

      However she is hard work in other ways. She wants to be a domestic goddess - but is totally clueless. The other day she tried to cook bacon and filled his flat with smoke. She is also a huge liar.

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        Didn't know girls had prostates

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          Further news from the test front: Thankfully one just got 0.

          Hurrah!

          That's improved the stats a bit.

          Especially the std dev.

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            Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
            Further news from the test front: Thankfully one just got 0.

            Hurrah!

            That's improved the stats a bit.

            Especially the std dev.
            Got 0.

            You mean they even failed to get their name correct.
            merely at clientco for the entertainment

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              We had one some years ago who used to sign everything with a sigil.

              Apparently it was a family seal or somesuch.

              He was rapidly discouraged from so doing.

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                Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                Didn't know girls had prostates
                I've had a few of them prostrate though.

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                  Bored.

                  Now.

                  Very.

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                    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                    Didn't know girls had prostates
                    He must have met her in Thailand ...
                    +50 Xeno Geek Points
                    Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                    As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                    Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                    CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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