What is it about 80W that he gets right on my tits?
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostAfternoon denizens
I think I'll pop down to the Co-op and get some bacon

And how were the piggy rashers?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by norrahe View PostAfternoon all
About to roast a chuck on the barbie
Not chuck a roast on the barbie?
Nor roast a Barbie?
Nor chuck a Barbie on the roast?
Doesn't the plastic doll melt?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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¡Hola!Originally posted by voodooflux View PostHola
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostAfternoon all
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
And how were the piggy rashers?
OK thanks - although supermarket bacon is never as good as the stuff one gets from a proper butcher
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I've just found an old To Do list written on a serviette.
Such was life when living out of hotels.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Now I have found Post Office leaflet marked: KEEP in my hand writing.
It contains €55.
WTF did they come from?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostHello, and welcome back
How are you, and where have you been?
I'm nearly back. I'm in the TPD Time Machine.
(There's a lot of pastry crumbs in here, by the way.)
I have been very busy applying for gigs (and attending a conference in London on Wednesday).My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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I have also found the photographs of my mother that I was given the day of her cremation.
Oh dear.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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