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That means it must be your job to book the TPD Time Machine in for its service.Originally posted by Gonzo View PostI have another adjustment to get used to.
Summer Daylight Saving started here this morning so I am now twelve hours ahead of you lot.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Now I want beer.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostTimothy Taylor's Landlord is in very fine condition tonight - a fresh cask put on just before I arrived, apparently
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostHi RC
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That was why Tubby's presence reading threads puzzled me at 4 a.m.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostA little harsh on Tubby, although admittedly he/she/it hasn't contributed massively over the last four years:
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Why would you bother to log in just to read threads?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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My plan did not work. I found a wall of teddy bears down the middle of the bed. As I got into bed a pre-warmed teddy was thrust into my face: "Teddy will help warm you up zzzzzzzzzzz"Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostI am so cold I am shivering.
So I shall go to bed and freeze the Missus.
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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