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    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
    dark green yoghurt?
    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
    fizzy milk?
    I've eaten fizzy yoghurt. Does that count?
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      There's Klingons on the starboard bow
      Starboard bow, starboard bow.
      There's Klingons on the starboard bow
      Scrape them off, Jim!
      Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
      Star Trekking across the Universe
      In the starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk.
      Star Trekking across the Universe
      Boldly going forwards, 'cos we can't find reverse.
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        +50 Xeno Geek Points
        Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
        As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

        Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

        CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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          I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer
          +50 Xeno Geek Points
          Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
          As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

          Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

          CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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            Downloading Windows XP Service Pack 3 (KB936929) (update 1 of 1)...

            I just realised I didn't have a virtual machine with IE 8 - only one with the Release Candidate. So I've cloned a brand new XP SP2 VM, and will now have to go through the whole Windows Update process

            A brand new XP install starts up, runs, and shuts down beautifully fast. Then you install the updates and, even without any applications on there, it grinds down to a crawl again

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              It's life, Jim, but now as we know it.
              Not as we know it, not as we know it.
              It's life, Jim, but now as we know it.
              Not as we know it, Captain.
              Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
              Star Trekking across the Universe
              In the starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk.
              Star Trekking across the Universe
              Boldly going forwards, 'cos we can't find reverse.
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                The engine's canna take it, Jim.
                Take it, Jim. Take it, Jim.
                The engine's canna take it, Jim.
                I think she's gonna blow.
                Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                Star Trekking across the Universe
                In the starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk.
                Star Trekking across the Universe
                Boldly going forwards, 'cos we can't find reverse.
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                  We come in peace, shoot to kill.
                  Shoot to kill, shoot to kill.
                  We come in peace, shoot to kill.
                  Shoot to kill, men.
                  Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                  Star Trekking across the Universe
                  In the starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk.
                  Star Trekking across the Universe
                  Boldly going forwards, 'cos we can't find reverse.
                  My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                    Morning all
                    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                      The Star Trekking song went something like that, anyway.

                      There must have been a verse about Tribbles but I don't remember it.
                      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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