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Note to self: don't fall out with DaveB.Originally posted by DaveB View PostA sock filled with lead shot works better. Doesn't break the skin but can still break bones and crack skulls. Apparently.
Alternatively just make sure you don't leave any of *your* DNA on it.
Tying them up, battering them about head and body and leaving them with the handle rammed somewhere unpleasant with the words "Don't Do It Again!" written down the blade tends to get the message accross.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Aye, it's looking good for the moment at least.Originally posted by DS23 View Postfingers crossed for the weather.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Sounds brilliant - I hope the weather stays dry for you!!Originally posted by voodooflux View PostGot a week away in Cornwall, not far from Penzance. Really, really looking forward to it
I've been to Penzance before.. and to Mousehole, when I was sailing years ago. Very very pretty!Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Sand is quite effective too... as are bearing balls or snooker balls...Originally posted by DaveB View PostA sock filled with lead shot works better. Doesn't break the skin but can still break bones and crack skulls. Apparently.
Snooker balls have the disadvantage of leaving noticeable dents.Comment
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You're safe, I don't do technical support work anymore.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostNote to self: don't fall out with DaveB.
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Oooar, Mowsle.... that be near the Lizard, Haaaaaaaaaaar!Originally posted by cailin maith View PostSounds brilliant - I hope the weather stays dry for you!!
I've been to Penzance before.. and to Mousehole, when I was sailing years ago. Very very pretty!Comment
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SWMBO+++Originally posted by zeitghost View PostLustee is up here marking stuff...
My goodness, she's bossy...
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