But I cant be bothered.
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I have promised to get no us*r's DNA on it. I will have to think of somewhere soft to hit them.Comment
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Morning!"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Morning all
I have decided to set myself a challenge today.....
Not to wind anyone up in General.......
Well except Churchill - and I think (am fervently praying) that that particular stream is "mutually accepted good humour".....
Oh and SAS obviously.......
Is it OK if I chill out a bit here first..... just to get in the mood?Comment
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Morning everyone
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VF - where are you off to on your holidays? (PM me if you don't want to be telling the world including the troll!)Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI have promised to get no us*r's DNA on it. I will have to think of somewhere soft to hit them.
Alternatively just make sure you don't leave any of *your* DNA on it.
Tying them up, battering them about head and body and leaving them with the handle rammed somewhere unpleasant with the words "Don't Do It Again!" written down the blade tends to get the message accross.Last edited by DaveB; 2 September 2009, 13:23."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostVF - where are you off to on your holidays? (PM me if you don't want to be telling the world including the troll!)Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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