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I belive the phrase you are looking for isOriginally posted by zeitghost View Post
I'll bet...

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Just had a "skills matrix" emailed to me by the agent, so I could summarise my experience.
I don't think it was too unreasonable of me to rate myself as 5 out of 5 for almost everything
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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

Just got back from doing a bit of shopping
Nothing interesting happened.Comment
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Oh, the other pimpette phoned me about this new potential role. I explained that she was too late, and she took it with good grace.
Just shows: the other one responded to my email within ten minutes and got my custom. The other didn't call until two hours later and lost out. Have to be on the ball nowadays...
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Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
Just got back from doing a bit of shopping
Nothing interesting happened.
Nothing interesting happened to me either... went for a little stint on the sunbed earlier to try to prepare myself for my holidays... and now I've burnt my tum!
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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