And on a positive note, just heard that the highly suspect strategic plan for 2009 that I knocked up in 5 mins last week has been accepted without question
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As a work of speculative fiction it was right up there with the last budget."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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And basically means I can do what the hell I like for the next 12 months"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by Bear View PostYour in!
Now I just need someone with enough intelligence, charm, ingenuity, talent and pure grafting skills to get a business set up from scratch on nil budget to a very tight timeline given very challenging market conditions and some significant hurdles to overcome whilst only really referring to me for guidance and steering on issues.
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Oh.....and they need to work for next to nothing!!Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by Bear View PostWow! Fast fingers Dave!!Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostAnyone for smut?"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostFriction BurnsWhere are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostI know that you're <ahem> vertically challenged, but still - under 4'6!!!
That's into Ronnie Corbett territory.
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostWhich was a great episode of BTVS
And consequently missed out on some important revelations.
I have the soundtrack CD, too.Comment
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