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[NickFitz]

we need to take a look at one of the chickens who doesn't seem to be as active as she should be.

Oh dear

Hope it's OK <- chickenly

[NickFitz]

Aaagh, look at the time - better head to the motorway

Later denizens

[cojak]

Welcome back



I bet you missed TPD

I did, strangely...

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[NickFitz]

I did, strangely...

[NickFitz]

Afternoon denizens

Just got back from my mother's 75th birthday lunch, at a very nice old country pub

It was quite worrying - for a while it seemed as if we might have a lovely meal together with my mother being the centre of attention

Luckily, my sister managed to find something to whinge about - the banoffee pie wasn't to her satisfaction, so she was able to swing the entire focus of the event back on to herself, which is of course entirely right and proper, the Universe having been created solely for the purpose of giving her something to moan about

Whining at us was insufficient to satisfy to her craving for attention, so she decided to start bitching to the chef, who I think is also the landlady. That worthy citizen ended up so irritated that she came within an ace of telling my sister to STFU or GTFO, which I found pretty entertaining

I headed straight back after lunch, but when I phoned my mum just now it appeared that sis has continued with her moaning for the rest of the afternoon

One good thing is that she's already felt some similar vague sense of dissatisfaction, which she has then inflated into a wrong of indescribable proportions, at every other eatery in the entire county. So we can never go out for a meal together as a family again, as she's sworn never more to set foot in the whole lot of them

[voodooflux]

Luckily, my sister managed to find something to whinge about

Sorry to hear the meal wasn't the relaxing occasion you were hoping for

Luckily, my sister managed to find something to whinge about - the banoffee pie wasn't to her satisfaction

I consider myself to be an expert on banoffee pie - what was wrong with it?

[voodooflux]

Just added the final supports to the gate I constructed - it's rather impressive (and rock solid) now. If this IT lark doesn't pan out for me then I can always go into gate manufacture as a Plan B

[voodooflux]

Oh dear

Hope it's OK <- chickenly

Lady VF is a bit worried about this particular chicken ("Betty") - the one that laid the egg the other day. Being the smallest of the three she's at the bottom of the pecking order, so hopefully she's still settling down.