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    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
    So you haven't "jumped on top of a car yelling and holding a torch, with the words "EAT ME" painted your chest and stomach."
    Not yet...

    And they forgot to mention the hotwater bottle in that description
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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      The reason for drinking advocaat is that it doesn't give me dyspepsia...

      I find that beer does that now, and so do spirits...

      For some reason, Mackeson is ok (ish) too... though it's so weak you could possibly drown in it before getting drunk.

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        Originally posted by DaveB View Post
        Not yet...

        And they forgot to mention the hotwater bottle in that description
        I'm going to refer to that Wikipedia article the next time I phone in sick. "Can't make it in today, I think I've got an Andromeda Strain."
        Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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          Odd's Bodkin... there's a student... just what I needed with my baaaaad knee...

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            Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
            Odd's Bodkin... there's a student... just what I needed with my baaaaad knee...
            Just start slowly with a nice gentle kick...
            Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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              Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
              Just start slowly with a nice gentle kick...
              Try simply extending your foot and asking them to throw themselves against it, repeatedly.
              "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                Just a half day today, and Lady VF is out this afternoon so I have a window of opportunity to get a photo of her new chickens feeding out of a KFC bucket

                Waddaya mean "too much spare time on his hands..."
                Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                  build started

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                    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                    The team at the other end of your room.
                    Not sure, but you and DB are lined up for some involvement.
                    SMART then. Piece of legacy tulipe.

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                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
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                      Transport 98 %
                      Crime rate 1 %
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