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    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    Byeee
    Bye Zeity

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        Fish & chips for dinner

        As I was walking briskly back from the chippy, I was waylaid by two female Mormons

        "Excuse me, have you ever wondered about the purpose of life?" one asked.

        "Never in the slightest," I replied cordially, and made to continue on my way. However, she wasn't letting go that easily:

        "Do you have a belief in God?"

        "No, but I have a dinner getting cold," I said, waving my fish & chips at her and moving away at a rate of knots.

        Silly people - they're never going to convince anybody of anything by keeping them standing on a freezing pavement as their dinner goes cold

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          Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
          Fish & chips for dinner

          As I was walking briskly back from the chippy, I was waylaid by two female Mormons

          "Excuse me, have you ever wondered about the purpose of life?" one asked.

          "Never in the slightest," I replied cordially, and made to continue on my way. However, she wasn't letting go that easily:

          "Do you have a belief in God?"

          "No, but I have a dinner getting cold," I said, waving my fish & chips at her and moving away at a rate of knots.

          Silly people - they're never going to convince anybody of anything by keeping them standing on a freezing pavement as their dinner goes cold
          You should have told her your belief at the moment was with cod.
          Just call me Matron - Too many handbags

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            Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post
            Not sure - DS biological father ( where is the spit smilie) has messed us about on his weekends so I have not booked anything yet. Will call tomorrow to see if they have any spaces.
            It's well worth going if you can - I reckon DS would really enjoy it.
            Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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              Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post
              You should have told her your belief at the moment was with cod.


              I wish I'd thought of that... "Believe in cod? Yes, I have one right here!"

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                Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                That'll give you more time to bag some further centuries then...
                Oh yeah - double bonus!
                Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                  Originally posted by NickFitz View Post


                  I wish I'd thought of that... "Believe in cod? Yes, I have one right here!"
                  I think I need to get out more
                  Just call me Matron - Too many handbags

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                    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post


                    I wish I'd thought of that... "Believe in cod? Yes, I have one right here!"
                    I'd have "battered" them.

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                      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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