The strangest thing just happened: I was just walking past the canteen when a bacon and egg sandwich magically appeared in my hands...
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Priorities!Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostCome on ED - get drivelling!!
Just writing out two invoices
That boy go raaaaaaa
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Originally posted by El_Diablo View PostJust writing out two invoices
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Is that a more technical version of a pot noodle and a wink?Originally posted by Churchill View PostI'm sat in my office in my dressing gown doing a code review! (Alone)Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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My dressing gown is striped in rather fetching "Black, Green, White and Purple stripes.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWhat colour is the drssing gown? This is tpd! details please!
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Well, the code doesn't fulfill golden rule #1!!!Originally posted by voodooflux View PostIs that a more technical version of a pot noodle and a wink?
Golden Rule #1
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostThe strangest thing just happened: I was just walking past the canteen when a bacon and egg sandwich magically appeared in my hands...
salmonella
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No, they charge extra for that. Like they do for the f***ing tomato sauce.Originally posted by HeliCraig View Post
salmonellaWhere are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Are they still on their "plates are included, but a foil tray is 13p" crusade too?Originally posted by voodooflux View PostNo, they charge extra for that. Like they do for the f***ing tomato sauce.Comment
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