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Originally posted by realityhack View PostThe managing director is doing a floor walk around clientco, and is approaching your desk. Think fast - what item will you grab from your desk to maim him before the permies can intervene? An extra point for the funniest answer.Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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Originally Posted by realityhack View Post
The managing director is doing a floor walk around clientco, and is approaching your desk. Think fast - what item will you grab from your desk to maim him before the permies can intervene? An extra point for the funniest answer.
- Pull his bottom lip over the top of his head.
- Staple lip in place
- Tell him to suck hard
Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostNo oil, but place a large red button near the top than can be reached by climbing on the bodies of the fallen. It doesnt actually stop the sanding belt, just makes it run in the opposite direction. Not that there is anything to infomr them of this.
You discreetly attach one end of some high-tension wire to a permie's belt, do you attach the other to:
a) A passing police car
b) An industrial mangle
c) A rabid bear
d) The London Eye
e) A 747 awaiting take-off
f) Other, please state.Comment
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Originally posted by realityhack View Post
You discreetly attach one end of some high-tension wire to a permie's belt, do you attach the other to:
a) A passing police car
b) An industrial mangle
c) A rabid bear
d) The London Eye
e) A 747 awaiting take-off
f) Other, please state.Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by realityhack View Post
You discreetly attach one end of some high-tension wire to a permie's belt, do you attach the other to:
a) A passing police car
b) An industrial mangle
c) A rabid bear
d) The London Eye
e) A 747 awaiting take-off
f) Other, please state."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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What is the best way to deal with an annoying junior developer asking you stupid questions every 5 min? Is it:
a) Politely and patiently help them
b) Tell them to find it out for themselves, or they'll never learn
c) Stab them 60 times and cut off their head with a rusty hunter's knife, or
d) Other, please state.Comment
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostWhat is the best way to deal with an annoying junior developer asking you stupid questions every 5 min?Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostWhat is the best way to deal with an annoying junior developer asking you stupid questions every 5 min? Is it:
a) Politely and patiently help them
b) Tell them to find it out for themselves, or they'll never learn
c) Stab them 60 times and cut off their head with a rusty hunter's knife, or
d) Other, please state."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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