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Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostMention Brillo to her and see if she reacts ?
If the reaction is to get naked and break out the baby oil then I'm there.Comment
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It's distinctly greysiewaysie at the moment, with some very blacksywaxy clouds to the south...Originally posted by Bear View Post
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Holy moly!Originally posted by zeitghost View PostIt's distinctly greysiewaysie at the moment, with some very blacksywaxy clouds to the south...Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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It's poets day.... byeeeeeee

Eeyore was very glad to be able to stop thinking for a little, in order to say "How do you do" in a gloomy manner to Pooh.
"And how are you?" said Winnie-the-Pooh.
Eeyore shook his head from side to side. "Not very how," he said. "I don't seem to felt at all how for a long time."Comment
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I assume you've all stopped posting in here as a combined effort to make me get on with the tulip load of work that i need to get done for Monday.
Well it won't work i tell you, you can't make me do it!Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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Did she wear her uniform?Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostI met my landlady last night, she came round for a chat. I was expecting some old battle axe and instead some 30ish year old beauty walked through the door. Plus she a nurse
flip knows how she can afford to rent a £250k property but the word ex husband was mentioned. Guessing some juicy payout there.
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Originally posted by Bear View PostI assume you've all stopped posting in here as a combined effort to make me get on with the tulip load of work that i need to get done for Monday.
Well it won't work i tell you, you can't make me do it!
apologies
major prod issues!
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I see the poll has gone
It was 10 yes, 16 no at close of play in the small hours of the morning
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