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    #id
    Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
    I met my landlady last night, she came round for a chat. I was expecting some old battle axe and instead some 30ish year old beauty walked through the door. Plus she a nurse


    flip knows how she can afford to rent a £250k property but the word ex husband was mentioned. Guessing some juicy payout there.
    Mention Brillo to her and see if she reacts ?

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      #id
      Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
      Mention Brillo to her and see if she reacts ?


      If the reaction is to get naked and break out the baby oil then I'm there.

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        #id
        Originally posted by Bear View Post


        Clawsy wawsies
        It's distinctly greysiewaysie at the moment, with some very blacksywaxy clouds to the south...

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          #id
          Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
          It's distinctly greysiewaysie at the moment, with some very blacksywaxy clouds to the south...
          Holy moly!
          Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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            #id
            It's poets day.... byeeeeeee
            Eeyore was very glad to be able to stop thinking for a little, in order to say "How do you do" in a gloomy manner to Pooh.
            "And how are you?" said Winnie-the-Pooh.
            Eeyore shook his head from side to side. "Not very how," he said. "I don't seem to felt at all how for a long time."

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              #id
              Afternoon denizens

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                #id
                I assume you've all stopped posting in here as a combined effort to make me get on with the tulip load of work that i need to get done for Monday.

                Well it won't work i tell you, you can't make me do it!
                Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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                  #id
                  Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
                  I met my landlady last night, she came round for a chat. I was expecting some old battle axe and instead some 30ish year old beauty walked through the door. Plus she a nurse


                  flip knows how she can afford to rent a £250k property but the word ex husband was mentioned. Guessing some juicy payout there.
                  Did she wear her uniform?

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                    #id
                    Originally posted by Bear View Post
                    I assume you've all stopped posting in here as a combined effort to make me get on with the tulip load of work that i need to get done for Monday.

                    Well it won't work i tell you, you can't make me do it!
                    apologies

                    major prod issues!

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                      #id
                      I see the poll has gone

                      It was 10 yes, 16 no at close of play in the small hours of the morning

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