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    Real sex, with another person. How often do you do it?
    Poll coming.
    40
    Almost never; I’m too ugly/married
    25.00%
    10
    Never; my little German soldier doesn't work any more
    0.00%
    0
    Once a year
    5.00%
    2
    Once a month
    12.50%
    5
    Once a week
    20.00%
    8
    Every day
    17.50%
    7
    Several times a day
    2.50%
    1
    AndyW’s mum’s always up for it
    17.50%
    7
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

    #2
    Real sex with a pole?
    Originally posted by cailin maith
    Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar??

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      #3
      hardly ever - we learned the hard way with the screaming child

      once bitten etc
      Every Saint has a past, Every Sinner a future"


      Originally Posted by Pogle
      I wasnt really into men at the time - IYKWIM

      HTH

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        #4
        Off to light relief (no pun intended) in 5...
        Gas masks don't fit snails...

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          #5
          Originally posted by FSM with Cheddar View Post
          Real sex with a pole?
          A premature pole at that...
          I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.

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            #6
            where's the "all weekend minus food and alcohol breaks" option??
            The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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              #7
              Originally posted by Rookie View Post
              A premature pole at that...
              Poles are the most devout catholics in Europe; you'll stand more chance with a Czech. Or a cheque for that matter.
              And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                #8
                Originally posted by chef View Post
                where's the "all weekend minus food and alcohol breaks" option??
                Ah yes - the start of a relationship...distant memory!
                The pope is a tard.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
                  Ah yes - the start of a relationship...distant memory!
                  All you wanna do is ride around Sally, RIDE Sally RIDE



                  Where's that Mustang when you need him?



                  (\__/)
                  (>'.'<)
                  ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                    #10
                    Whats in it for this chap

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