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    #21
    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    OOOOOOh pregnancy sex is REALLY good
    I wouldn't know
    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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      #22
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
      I wouldn't know
      Lack of pregnancy or lack of sex?
      Every Saint has a past, Every Sinner a future"


      Originally Posted by Pogle
      I wasnt really into men at the time - IYKWIM

      HTH

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        #23
        this should really be a public poll fwiw
        Every Saint has a past, Every Sinner a future"


        Originally Posted by Pogle
        I wasnt really into men at the time - IYKWIM

        HTH

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          #24
          yeah but with pregnancy sex you have to try all sorts of weird and wondeful positions

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            #25
            so it's similar to "fat bird" sex then?
            The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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              #26
              Originally posted by chef View Post
              so it's similar to "fat bird" sex then?
              Fart and give me a clue? Roll her in flour....
              I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.

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                #27
                Originally posted by tino View Post
                Lack of pregnancy or lack of sex?
                The latter, am 7 months up the duffer currently!
                Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                  The latter, am 7 months up the duffer currently!
                  I can fix that for you! When shall I pop round?

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                    The latter, am 7 months up the duffer currently!
                    as nike would say - just do it
                    Every Saint has a past, Every Sinner a future"


                    Originally Posted by Pogle
                    I wasnt really into men at the time - IYKWIM

                    HTH

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      I can fix that for you! When shall I pop round?
                      Think carefully, I'm imaginative but moving myself around is eye poppingly difficult and probably extremely unattractive! My stretched belly is a sight to behold though
                      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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