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MrsBear recently read in one of her girly mags that sex 3 times a week keeps you looking young.
Therefore we've decided that we have some catching up to do
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but that not a "no way" though, BP scoresOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View PostThink carefully, I'm imaginative but moving myself around is eye poppingly difficult and probably extremely unattractive! My stretched belly is a sight to behold though
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Yep, Mrs Tester read that one and said we needed to cut down a bit.Originally posted by Bear View PostMrsBear recently read in one of her girly mags that sex 3 times a week keeps you looking young.
Therefore we've decided that we have some catching up to do
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostYep, Mrs Tester read that one and said we needed to cut down a bit.
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I'm married with two young kids ...
Sex, eh?Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek
That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay
Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - CyberghoulComment
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Pregnancy sex is soooo good.
Mary Poppins i suggest you take up the kind offer of help from our fellow contractors here on CUK. your missing out.Comment
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Could you specify the mag and issue please. I need that issue badlyOriginally posted by Bear View PostMrsBear recently read in one of her girly mags that sex 3 times a week keeps you looking young."Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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Originally posted by NetwkSupport View PostPregnancy sex is soooo good.
Mary Poppins i suggest you take up the kind offer of help from our fellow contractors here on CUK. your missing out.
Take it up the other with
Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek
That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay
Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - CyberghoulComment
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